The topic of the day: Parenting
Fun conversation from yesterday-
Brilyn, "Where's Daddy?"
Mommy, "At work."
Brilyn, "At school?"
Brilyn, "With the kids?"
Mommy, "Yes. Do you know where Mommy works?"
Mommy, "What does mommy do there?"
Brilyn, "Eats crackers."
What is that? In Brilyn's mind, Daddy works hard teaching kids, and mommy eats crackers!
Top 10 List: "Things to Step In"
I stepped in a cold puddle of pee pee on the bathroom floor. Brilyn sometimes 'misses.' I am not really sure how that works since she sits down for pee pee's. Anyway, the pee pee spawned this list. I made myself feel better by thinking, "It could be worse."
10. Cold pee pee with socks
9. Warm pee pee with socks
8. Cold poop with socks
7. Warm poop with socks
6. Cold puke with socks
5.Warm puke with socks
4. Chicken poop no socks
3. Goose poop no socks
2. Dog poop irregardless of footwear
1. Cat puke
I am not sure this list is complete. Please let me know what needs to be added and where it might come in on the list.