~from the backseat:
Cade: We can't give our milk to Hanna!
Mommy: Why not?
Cade: What if we get a bunch of cookies?
Mommy: We have a whole cow full of milk at home. Don't be greedy.
Brilyn: Don't worry Cade, when Clara has a baby, we'll have lots of milk. Mom, when are we going to get Clara bred?
Mommy: Couple months from now.
Cade: Why are going to give her bread?
Brilyn: Not GIVE her bread, GET her bred. Let me tell you what that means. Get her pregnant. A vegetarian will come over and bred her.
~from the barnyard:
Daddy: Cade, get the chickens out of the barn.
Cade, a few minutes later: I did it daddy, and I made it so they won't go back in.
Daddy: What do you mean? The door is still open.
Cade: I used this! It tells the chickens, "stay off my property," right Daddy?
That's right folks, Cade had propped a posted sign next to the barn door.